Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Why nicholas sparks should just fucking die




How do you write a nicholas sparks movie?

Step 1:
2 pretty people.
(The Notebook)(Dear John)

(A walk to remember)


Step 2: Show that above mentioned pair of perfect human beings are forced to be separated by one thing or another.

Social Status



Parents


911




Step 3: They fall in love ANYWAY and make passionate love.












Insert a diabolical, left-field, senseless disease that limits their goddamn happy ever after and reduces a good story to a @#$%^-ing tear jerker, then go to the same poster guy that you know:








Last step:

Get all the cash in the world.

just die.

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